Not having sexOur pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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Oh god.I BET YOU WEAR A SIMPSONS TIE AND SOCKS AND A TOM BAKER SCARF IN THE WINTER AND A TOWEL ON THAT DOUGLAS ADAMS THING DAY AND NO TROUSERS ON THAT OTHER DAY AND A BADGE SAYING "IT DOESN'T HELP TO BE MENTAL BUT I WORK HERE" AND YOU ARE ONE WEIRD MOTHERFUCKING WEIRDO LOL EMOJI EMOJI EMOJI
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