Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Bi-gamesHmm, this isn't so much a regretful failure to lose my virginity and I thank god almost every day that i didn't that day. I was in the pub with some mates and waiting in the Q to get myself a pint when this really fit lass comes along and starts talking to me. Then this guy comes up and says "do you want to kiss her" and i said sure and we did. Then he said "do you want to shag her" and i said sure why not. His answer to that was "well you'll have to let me shag you first".
Fuck that for a bag of smarties. The guy was huuuuge - and so I assumed his nob would be too and to be honest i didn't want a buggering. Turns out they were man and wife! She had the same smile as cameron diaz (i shit you not) which means that every time i see her on tv a cold shiver runs through my spine.
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:49,
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