Not Losing Your Virginity
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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I had just turned 16
she was the girlfriend of an aquaintance, a goth type chick wearing a low cut top who I'd never met before, and whose first words to me were
"I will expose my breasts to anyone that buys me a drink tonight"
I bought her a half of cider and out theay came, they were okay, but all I could do was to slightly grope one nervously and giggle
We went to central london together on a promise to the aformentioned aquiantance that´I would "look after her"
We ended up in a bush in a park somewhere near charing cross, with me struggling to choke my throbbing erection with a badly unwarapped condom, my fear of vaginas doing little to help me ease it in at all, completely un-lubed and virtually impossibly.
She ended doing it with her mouth, I ended up finally un shackling myself of my virginity with a large breasted whore in that Amsterdam a few months later
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, Reply)
she was the girlfriend of an aquaintance, a goth type chick wearing a low cut top who I'd never met before, and whose first words to me were
"I will expose my breasts to anyone that buys me a drink tonight"
I bought her a half of cider and out theay came, they were okay, but all I could do was to slightly grope one nervously and giggle
We went to central london together on a promise to the aformentioned aquiantance that´I would "look after her"
We ended up in a bush in a park somewhere near charing cross, with me struggling to choke my throbbing erection with a badly unwarapped condom, my fear of vaginas doing little to help me ease it in at all, completely un-lubed and virtually impossibly.
She ended doing it with her mouth, I ended up finally un shackling myself of my virginity with a large breasted whore in that Amsterdam a few months later
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:42, Reply)
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