Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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I was 15 and going to the cinema with a girlwhen we found out that her parents weren't at home when I walked her back we jumped at the chance to "do it".
I had cunningly nicked a condom from my bro's stash, and when the time came, I whipped it out and she moved to put it on.
It was then we realised that it was bright yellow and banana flavoured. Michelle was apparently allergic to bananas so wouldn't let it anywhere near her.
I wish I'd realised then that the flavouring was chemical and probably contained nothing even related to banana. Oh well, I've since been told she's living in a mouldy council house with two kids; narrow escape!
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 17:15,
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