
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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was back when I was 14. I had been with this girl for about 6 weeks and we were both up for it. The only problem was, I didn't know where to get any condoms from and I was far too embarrassed to ask anyone. Therefore nothing happened. I did shag her a few years later though, after a bit too much drink.
When I actually did lose my virginity it was an even bigger shambles. I was so nervous I began to lose my erection, and as a result the condom slipped off without either of us noticing, leading to three weeks of panicky waiting to see if I was going to be a Dad. I've had lots of good sex after that, but that has haunted me ever since.
The first time is always the worst.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 19:50, Reply)
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