Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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NuclearMosquitoSorry, I hate people who post to Question of the Week with replies to other people rather than useful stuff. And then I find myself doing it.
You say "Imagine the wedding night" (in the context, for people who discover that the post I'm referring to is on another page of the QOTW, of waiting until your wedding before sex). I can imagine the wedding night. You'll be so knackered from sorting out corsages, getting into cars, getting out of cars, talking to elderly relatives, tripping over seven-year-old bridesmaids, eating unimaginative chicken main courses, getting people into taxis, one or both of you drinking too much, handing out cake, and/or dancing that all you'll want to do is sleep.
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foop, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:43,
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