
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Being a youngster and 'in love', my (then) lovely girlfriend and I decided that it was time. She was scared to do it when her parents were at home, so we decided on half-term. Happy days. We broke up for half-term and went out to celebrate, enjoying some underage beverages. And I ended up in a fight in the process, losing not only dramatically but also 3 teeth and half of my face. It took another 6 months after that because she changed her mind. Nothing to do with my temporary deformity, I was assured. Bugger.
( , Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:34, Reply)
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