Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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1988(?) I'm at a hellish fucking partay,and I'm completely stoned and plastered. I have never been further off my tits. This girl who I was slightly in love with was, due to drink, all over me. So weve been kissing for a while and i thinks "Fuck it" and put my hand down her top, to my surprise no arguments. So then I think "Okay one step further" and thrust my hand up her skirt, justas i get to her lady garments she pushes me away. "No I can't I want us to stay friends." She says, then runs off (I later found out it was to have her first-and last- lesbian experience.)
So there I am with this raging hard on and i think "Okay then, off for a hand shandy." (It is only looking back that find it utterly wrong to wank off in someone elses house but there you go) anyway so I'm thwapping away when a knock on the door distracts me. "Let me help you" comes a voice. It's my good friend who is at least twenty times hotter than other bird and clearly willing. So I open the door, she enters and we begin to fornicate. twenty seconds in and i announce "Oh for fucks sake I have'nt got all day," withdraw and walk out the toilet.
On an unrelated matter, after leaving the party I woke up in the park to a seagull chewing my fingers. They smelt like fish.
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Paedosmile service with a grin., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 22:28,
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