Not Losing Your Virginity
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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I lost my virginity
in the grounds of Trinity
outside the school social
to a girl called Dimity.
Dimity, meaning
"a lightweight, sheer cotton"
the one thing about her
I haven't forgotten.
So thanks for that Dimity
you taught me a lesson
that tastes like cask wine
and sounds like Evanescence.
( , Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:37, Reply)
in the grounds of Trinity
outside the school social
to a girl called Dimity.
Dimity, meaning
"a lightweight, sheer cotton"
the one thing about her
I haven't forgotten.
So thanks for that Dimity
you taught me a lesson
that tastes like cask wine
and sounds like Evanescence.
( , Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:37, Reply)
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