Not Losing Your Virginity
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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well
i was half naked, smelling of my own vomit, lying on a strange floor with assorted blankets, sleeping mats and pillows on it. i just woke up to some girl trying to get me hard by humping my crotch with hers. i was confused.
also this one time a girl fell asleep on me during a video, and i woke her up. in hindsight i just should have stroked her hair or some shit. she was also feeding me nice things before this and i didn't understand.
( , Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:12, Reply)
i was half naked, smelling of my own vomit, lying on a strange floor with assorted blankets, sleeping mats and pillows on it. i just woke up to some girl trying to get me hard by humping my crotch with hers. i was confused.
also this one time a girl fell asleep on me during a video, and i woke her up. in hindsight i just should have stroked her hair or some shit. she was also feeding me nice things before this and i didn't understand.
( , Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:12, Reply)
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