Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Finish didn't really need meIt was at a school conference, THIMUN, for those know/recognise it. Back when i was 17. Her name was Claire and i had been flirting with her all week, she fancied one of my mates and thought another had the cutes ass she had ever seen. I digress. So the Friday arrives and there is a massive party, teenagers with access to a bar with cheap drink. She wasn't there as her school didn't allowed their students to attend these things. Her hotel was around the corner from my house, so at 1-2am, sparky (the one she fancied) and i wondered around also with the girl sparky had pulled, who was also staying with me. We end up in the Claire room who she shared with two other girls. Sparky dumped other girl and started to flirt with one of the roommates. Girl staying at mine gets directions home at 3am.
So there we are Sparky, Claire, Claire's roommate (the other one buggered off) and myself. We pair off, Sparky in the single with girlie, and me with Claire in the double (well singles pushed together). One things leads to another and I am naked but my socks and Claire is also naked. Keep in mind sparky is dry humping the other girlie, less that 2 feet away.
Claire asks if i wanna have sex and in my moment of clarity... i locate a condom, kept in my wallet, push it into hand and say "Only if you want to". So we kiss some more and i am fingering her. Now not only did i not get any action when it was sooo on a plate, but she also proceed to push my hand away and finish her self off.
So i am laying there, naked (but socks) with a girl finishing off my hard work to my left, and sparky + girl to my right, so close i could have reached a cross and lent a hand. So i twiddled my thumbs and thought about my options, TV, but the remote was on the floor at the end of the bed, or i could have a wank... i opted for nothing. I just laid there and waited tobe kicked out.
Oh and a couple of months later a friend meet up with the group of girls in Dublin, to be informed that i had jizzed on one of the pillows which someone then slept on. I did no such thing.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 0:03, Reply)
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