Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Near missWhen I arrived at University, still a virgin, I quickly acquired a lot of friends, both male and female and all of them horny as fuck. One in particular kept chasing after me, a girl with blonde hair that I never actually found out the name of. She would come into my flat, sit with my flatmates and wait for me to go for a shower, waiting at the door of the living room for me to emerge in the hopes of seeing something (she never did). Now don't get me wrong, she was a nice enough person, she was just a bit...old. She must have had about 5 degrees because she never left University, she kept on coming back again and again for whatever reason.
Anyhoo, one day a strictly platonic female friend was staying in my room because it was late and she lived half way across the city. I, being a gentleman, decided to kip on the floor.
At about 2 in the morning, there's a Knock on my flat door. I open it and there stood Random Blonde Woman. She grabbed my arm and starts tugging on it "Steeeeeve, come out and talk to us!". I was tired and half asleep, so rather than say anything, I just stood back from the door (in little more than my boxers) and pointed to the woman in my bed. Random Blond woman immediately looked down at my crotch and shouted "OH! Right!...uhh.....fair play! uh...carry on!" then proceeded to back away from my door, still staring directly at my crotch.
Later on that night, my friend and I could hear the unmistakable sounds of two people going at it. As it turns out Random Blond woman, after being "rejected" by me, immediately walked outside of the building and grabbed the first person that she could find, took him back and slept with him.
The next morning, we were both awoken by her shouting around her flat about how the condom split. Thing is, she was actually proud of it. So much so that she ran off to her room, pulled it out of the bin and showed it to everyone.
Then, as the poor chap left, she grabbed him and said, I shit you not, "Oh shit, you better give me your phone number and tell me your name, in case I get pregnant *lauggh*".
That could have been me. Suddenly, after hearing that, the rush to lose my virginity didn't seem as important.
I got laid the next week anyway.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 7:14, Reply)
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