Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Kind of failed twice on route...Gorgeous girl I'd fancied for a couple of years. First attempts at chatting her up went so wrong, we ended up friends & flatmates. When we moved out of the flat, we lost touch. 1 year later, randomly manage to get back in touch - first time we see each other we end up in bed. So excited I can't contain myself, and don't last a moment. (As in about one touch of her hand). However, it appears a relationship is on the cards. Skip a couple of weeks later, round at her place. In bed again, she's astounded to learn I'm still a virgin. (Never quite sure if I liked or disliked the fact she had assumed I had had quite a lot of experience). However this time it was not to be. Everything going as it should, but suddenly I'm convinced the condom has slipped off. I'm not sure I'd prefer it if this was one of those 'fool gets idea in head and ruins moment' stories, but on investigation, I am right. Can only assume that, again in my excitement, all those practice runs were forgotten. Anyhoo, what is more of a turn off than losing said article in there. Not till the next day does she inform me she has located and retrieved the item.
Amazingly that was not the end. Third time everything was good. Lass, who became gf for a couple of years, tried to insisted I forget first two evenings. I'll settle for I'm not sure when I lost my virginity, (depending on definition, etc.) but I do know who I lost it to!
(Apologies for size - it doesn't appear to be large enough)
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:11, Reply)
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