Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Girls will understand this oneEvery bloody time you managed to even get close, you'd be on the blob. And not even towards the end "oh it doesn't matter, it'll be kinky", but full on tarrentino period. The guy would reach down with his hand and you'd pull it back up. He'd look rejected. And you want to yell at him "I'M ON THE BLOB YOU SELF OBSESSED TWAT IT'S NOTHING TO *DO* WITH YOU", but you're teenage and shy and can't, so you leave the poor boy wondering what the hell he did wrong.
*sigh* well that's that one done.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:23, Reply)
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