Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Dippy girlI was in love with a real dippy bint when we were in the 6th form. Someone asked her if she was a virgin, her answer:
"I can't remember, is that when you have, or haven't?"
This was the girl that thought gonads wandered around in the desert. She was dead sexy though and slept on my floor once when she had a fight with her Mum. I worshipped her and once got up the courage to ask her to the pictures. She said no.
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:30, Reply)
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