Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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And then there was the time.....I very nearly lost my virginity at the tender age of 14. It was summer and I was watching a game of hockey out of the classroom window during a maths lesson when I used my the force of my adolescent will power to slow time down to a complete stop. I hopped out of the window and walked onto the hockey pitch where a 5th former I’d had my eye on for some time was frozen in the act of bending over to place the hockey ball for a shot.
I lovingly raised her skirt and gingerly lowered her P.E. knickers until they were around her ankles. Then I dropped my trousers and pants and using my left hand, gently parted her lips as my right hand directed my throbbing todger hole-wards…
“CHE!! What was the last thing I said?”
D’oh, foiled again!
(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 16:40, Reply)
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