Not Losing Your Virginity
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Cunning chaps, women.
Whilst at uni I finally managed to acquire a girlfriend. Unbelievable. She was lovely and I was her first boyfriend. Despite my nervous enthusiasm, I guess I was slightly relieved when she announced very early on in the relationship that she didn't want to go all the way with me until she 'really really knew me - maybe in 6 months or so'. That was cool.
I was content with frequent hand jobs and just being in the presence of such a beautiful girl.
However, 6 months came and went, and by now I was pretty much champing at the bit. There's only so many late night bus trips home with aching bollocks that a young man can handle.
Still no word though, and I didn't want to push it by making an enquiry.
3 months later, she dumped me. Out of the blue. On my birthday.
Bah.
( , Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:05, Reply)
Whilst at uni I finally managed to acquire a girlfriend. Unbelievable. She was lovely and I was her first boyfriend. Despite my nervous enthusiasm, I guess I was slightly relieved when she announced very early on in the relationship that she didn't want to go all the way with me until she 'really really knew me - maybe in 6 months or so'. That was cool.
I was content with frequent hand jobs and just being in the presence of such a beautiful girl.
However, 6 months came and went, and by now I was pretty much champing at the bit. There's only so many late night bus trips home with aching bollocks that a young man can handle.
Still no word though, and I didn't want to push it by making an enquiry.
3 months later, she dumped me. Out of the blue. On my birthday.
Bah.
( , Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:05, Reply)
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