Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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could have bee-ee-eeen perfectWhen i was about 16 i had a weekend boyfriend - we we would get tipsy at the pub fridays and saturdays and spend all evening furiously making out round the back, then go home and ignore each other all week at school until the next weekend.
Anyway, things progressed and eventually i was lying in his arms on the spare mattress in my friend's basement, listening to the pounding rain and his racing heart and trying not to giggle at his erection. He asked me if i'd ever done it, i said no, he asked me if i wanted to and i said oh, eventually, yes.
I then fell asleep and in the morning we went our separate ways. Just as i got home and crawled into bed it hit me.
DOH! NO! AAAAAAAAAAARGH! IT WAS A PROPOSITION!
This was just before the summer holidays so i didn't see him for a while and just as i realised i really loved him i got back and found out he had slept with his cousin. I then spent the next few months going on long walks in the forest and listening to this song by Tracy Champan that's all about a place thats warm and dark where you can feel his beating heart bla bla bla and crying.
If only they had had emo back then...
Length and girth - why do you think I was so upset? it was a prime specimen and i was too dopey to realise what was going on.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 12:33, Reply)
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