Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Didnt get anywhere near...Losing my V till started going out with a gorgeous lass when I was 17, my first proper girlfriend. she was a relative expert in the sexual shenanigans and for a while I was fine with the hand and mouth relief. Then my 18th birthday starts getting ever nearer. We'd been going out for about three months and I'm going on more and more about it, as you do. I really wanted to lose it before I was 18, wouldnt anyone? My girl does not take one bit of notice until a week before my big day when she exclaims that she wants to sleep with me on my actual birthday. Why not the day before? when I'm still 17, and thus it's still a vaguely cool age to have lost it. 18 just takes the jaffa dont it? 'Because then it wont be special' How right you were missy..
My birthday comes and I've got the worst flu I've ever had in my life, go to her house, after knobbing about with the condom for ten minutes, wiping the constant stream of snot from my nose and basically feeling like shit I have enough and go home. Yeah, really special that was.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 13:18, Reply)
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