Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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QueefHmm had a strange relationship with girl when I was 16,17 I think. To look at her, she was a punk, she smoked fags, had a green dyed mohican etc, but she was actually a shy prude. She was big on 68s, her doing the major owing. Not once goddamit.
Anyway, she had this really weird habit of, whilst I was fingering her, writing notes indicating her current sexual state. She'd write things like 'I went out with a 21 y.o. and I didn't let him do things like that', 'ooh, that's naughty, don't stop' etc.
So..I.. well, thought we'd take it one step further, in the hope of getting my cock played with at all..so I got a nodder on, started fingering her, when she let out an almighty rip-snorting fanny fart. She was mortified, I was amazed, I'd never heard one do that before!
A week or so later, I dribbled a couple of ccs into a johnny. Hmm losing your virginity. Over rated. But you've got to start somewhere :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:30, Reply)
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