Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Too late to explain nowI was drunk and so, so desperate to lose it. She was quite large, and absolutely gagging for it ( also v.drunk). Cutting it short, we were just starting proceedings when she announced "I'm used to someone a bit bigger!" - FLUMP!
Turns out she meant her last bloke was about 18 stone, but it was too late for me.
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hargreaves, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:46,
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