Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Catholic School Girls RuleI was 17 at an all boys boarding school. Me & my mates would go out with some girls from an all girls boarding school - usual stuff at that age.
Anyway one weekend I find myself asking my gf's house mistress if I could stay the night as I was up from home (after exams). No problem, I was a charming young man & could stay in the day girl's room. This room was opposite the house mistress' in a very old & creaky building.
My gf & I had agreed that I should wait until the house mistress had gone to bed & creep up to her room. I kept waiting & waiting until I was 100% sure that the coast was clear. It was a difficult journey & involved trying to walk on pipes rather than floorboards that made too much noise. There was also a point of no return when I went past the bogs & lost that excuse of being out & about.
Managed to get to her room, had to wake her up. The condom I had had been a gift but I didn't realise the industrial strength to it's thickness.
I couldn't feel a thing, jiggy jiggy for ages, become absolutely knackered, fake an orgasm & roll off.
Although I suppose lack of orgasm does not really constitute lack of losing virginity, sorry.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 4:05, Reply)
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