Not Losing Your Virginity
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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could have done it loads before it happened
i nearly lost mine at several parties whilst being incredibly drunk and out of it, however i have a very good mate who always looked out for me and saved my modesty (my actual "loss" well it was taken but thats fuck all to do with any of you)
So cheers dude you know who you are, and if there had been anyone at the time i would have wanted to to be you know it would have been you, but thats what 15 year olds get up to isnt it. There have been loads of people i have had rude thoughts about and some with whom i have follwed those thoughts up, and in about 9 out of 10 cases (speculation will get you nowhere) the fantasy was better than the reality, and no matter how many, "we were getting hot and heavy, and i could tell she was enjoying it when i lost it blah blah blah" stoire i hear i can tell you that the one without the Y chromosome was probably thinking, oh shit is this it, flip me id be better off at home on my own!
im 27 now thats over 10 years worth of shagging, but only about 5 of them were quality, just goes to show, you live and learn.
( , Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:32, Reply)
i nearly lost mine at several parties whilst being incredibly drunk and out of it, however i have a very good mate who always looked out for me and saved my modesty (my actual "loss" well it was taken but thats fuck all to do with any of you)
So cheers dude you know who you are, and if there had been anyone at the time i would have wanted to to be you know it would have been you, but thats what 15 year olds get up to isnt it. There have been loads of people i have had rude thoughts about and some with whom i have follwed those thoughts up, and in about 9 out of 10 cases (speculation will get you nowhere) the fantasy was better than the reality, and no matter how many, "we were getting hot and heavy, and i could tell she was enjoying it when i lost it blah blah blah" stoire i hear i can tell you that the one without the Y chromosome was probably thinking, oh shit is this it, flip me id be better off at home on my own!
im 27 now thats over 10 years worth of shagging, but only about 5 of them were quality, just goes to show, you live and learn.
( , Wed 1 Nov 2006, 15:32, Reply)
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