Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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Eastenders, The Reality (see below)When I was a young lad, on the cusp of puberty, I was in my room watching Eastenders. Grandma Slater appeared briefly on screen, upon which my first sexual thoughts began to blossom, and I began to imagine intercourse with the beguiling older woman on my television screen.
To cut a long story short, my babysitter for the evening, caught me with pants around my ankles, engaging in self love, whilst repeatedly exclaiming "Grandma Slater" in rapturous joy. Word got around, and even now friends and neighbours occasionally taunt me by humming the Eastenders theme tune, to which I just about manage a forced smile.
Technically this counts as a "nearly losing my virginity story", as the baby sitter did see my old chap, and I guess if at the time, if rather than leaving very quickly, she had felt inclined otherwise, I would have let her have her way with me.
p.s. I have a big cock.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 1:29, Reply)
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