Not Losing Your VirginityThink back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
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chthonic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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EastendersBack in t'day, when I were a Yorkshire lass, I had an exciting encounter with a virginal Yorkshire lad. We were at his (I think Eastenders were on in t'background), we'd been fumbling around for a while so I got his knob out. Credit due, he was a big boy. However, given the fact that vaginas are perfectly capable of squeezing out 8lb babies, I knew I could take him. We had just got to the awkward condom moment (made worse by him trying to put it on inside-out), when I remembered that CLEVER GIRLS SHOULD NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF DOWN SYNDROME BOYS. So I left. Leaving his virgin status intact.
About a year later he got put in a Spaz House for indulging himself up t'dairy.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 7:38, Reply)
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