I have never
broken my penis while having sex with my beautiful girlfriend and had to be driven to emergency in agonising pain by said beautiful girlfriend while she tried to hold back tears of laughter. I also didnt lie to my parents about why i couldnt walk, or sit down for weeks after by telling them i had a urinary tract infection.
it still hurts :-(
(technocore, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 2:07, 5 replies)

Were you doing it wrong?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:43, closed)

This is what I read:
I have never
broken my penis while having d sex with my beautiful girlfriend and had to be driven to emergency in agonising pain by said beautiful girlfriend while she tried to hold back tears of laughter. I also didnt lie to my parents about why i couldnt walk, or sit down for weeks after by telling them i had a urinary tract infection.
it still hurts :-(
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:32, closed)

You may need new glasses

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:36, closed)

Of course she was laughing
Any woman would have been delighted to have fucked you to the point of breaking your cock. It would have been different if you'd busted her fanny. Next time may I suggest you do that, and then laugh like fuck while you take her to A&E...
(rampants, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:54, closed)

that would be no laughing matter
A cheshire cat look of smugness would be appropriate in this case
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 18:56, closed)