"This one time I did a massive rape. But it was over a month ago, so you can't hold it against me."
It's a classic watertight defence.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:17, 1 reply)

This is how prison works
The judge looks at the crime and determines the amount of time required for you to stop being a cunt. Then he locks you up until all cuntery has been drained from your systems.

Some people though never stop being a cunt, and we keep them locked up frever :(
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:43, closed)

It's the only sane way to carry on.
How do they determine whether the cuntery has definitely left your system?
Does the system take into account how long it has been since you last bragged about it online?
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:48, closed)

Parole boards
If they said "you dun a rape" and you go "lulz", they have specific government guidelines and flow charts that point to you still being a cunt.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:52, closed)