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Chthonic wants to know about awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have. Confess!

(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:16)
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My worse moment would have had to be when I was working in a care home. I had dodgy guts all day due to a hangover and far too much red bull, and I often had to stop in a disused corridor to avoid causalities. It came to meal time, and I was helping to pass around the plates, when the urge came so desperately. I snuck one out passing by a particularly difficult old dear, and took off to the other end of the room. On returning for more plates, I overheard some of the senior carers discussing the poor woman I had dropped one by.

"Oh dear," one exclaimed, "I do think Mary's had an accident."

By this point I was laughing so hard I had to go busy myself, and I did try to go over and admit that I had dropped a nasty by her, but my nerves got the better of me. So poor old Mary kicked up a huge fuss as she was wheeled out to be changed, her innocence falling on deaf ears.

She died a week or so later. I hope I had nothing to do with it..
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:14, 5 replies)
"would of"?
*internet rage*
impotent
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:18, closed)
I am ashamed.
Please take my Grammar Nazi badge.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:37, closed)
If I worked in such a place, I too would go out of my way to strip the old fuckers of any remaining vestiges of dignity

(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:56, closed)
What the fuck is a nasty?
Is it a fart, some vom, or a shit?
(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 14:59, closed)
yes

(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:23, closed)

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