Dar el Melton
I didn't drop 1/4 of a pork pie and the accompanying crumbs into the muslim gentleman that was sitting in front of me on the bus's hair.

Or giggle uncontrobably for 5 minutes, thinking of what names the muslim hell for people who come in contact with pork is.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 20:05, 3 replies)

Sitting on a hairy bus,
is forbidden, under Islamic law.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:01, closed)

No hell.
The Koran makes clear that there's no problem with people coming into contact with anything haram if there is no intention to sin or transgress. He could even have eaten it, if not doing so would have brought about a sufficiently undesirable outcome.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:26, closed)

You're a walking advertisement
for both al Qaeda and eugenics.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 7:34, closed)