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Chthonic wants to know about awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have. Confess!

(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:16)
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I did something very similar....
When faced with a weeping daughter the next morning clutching an uncollected tooth I explained that the tooth fairy was very busy and couldn't get to everyone on some nights.

I then explained further that this was shoddy service on the part of the tooth fairy and she should really expect compensation. She was pleasantly surprised to find the next morning that the tooth fairy had paid more for her tooth than usual.

I therefore managed to keep her childhood fantasies alive and teach a lesson in consumerism at the same time.... HOWZAT!
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:13, 1 reply)
Do you also light your cigars
with burning fivers?
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:04, closed)
50s
They burn longer..
(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:32, closed)
Classy.
Have a croissant.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 10:11, closed)

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