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Chthonic wants to know about awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have. Confess!

(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:16)
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Bouncy bouncy
Mistafeesh reminded me of something that I definitely didn't do, because it would have been insanely dangerous and stupid...

There's a building in my town which is eight stories high, and has a staircase on the OUTside. So that a couple of young lads could easily be tempted to go to the top and drop stuff off.

Certainly I did that. But it would have been really stupid to graduate from cans and toy soldiers to seeing how high tyres would bounce if dropped from that height*. And really insanely stupid to haul a shopping trolley up and heave that off, since a) shopping trollies are not known for their bouncing properties, and b) it would have been in full sight of the shop from which the trolley came, which is not too bright when the staircase is the single escape route from the scene of the crime...


* About three stories. And if you're at the bottom watching, they squash REALLY flat before bouncing up. Apparently.
(, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)

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