It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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I used to work with an epileptic guyand once when I was chatting to him, he gave a little cry and started having a fit.
After thrashing around for a few minutes he went to sleep, I knelt next to him checking his breathing and airway prior to putting him in the recovery position.
At that precise moment a lady walked into the office screamed and said "Oh I see!" and marched out! She obviously thought we were indulging in gay sex¬
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Vambo, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:21,
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Why 'obviously'?Were you wanking him off?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 21:33,
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he was just holding itthe epileptic thrashing was doing the job for him
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:26,
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