Not thick just bleedin selfish....
A similar washing machine hoggit was the bane of my life at college, He would bung a load of clothes in set it to wash, and then promply forget their existance. People would be polite, keep checking to see if it was emptied and wait maybe a day before muttering "fucking hell" & taking his washed-but-damp clothes out and dumping it in a pile on the floor so they could utilise said machine.

This would result in a few days later him roaming round the house shouting "WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY CLOTHES OUT OF THE WASHER?" and him being in arsey strop with everyone. After a bit of diplomatic conversation where we tried to point out that the washer was for the use of the entire household. We agreed that if we ever had to empty it of his clothes then we would put them in a plastic bag and leave them next to the machine...

That Friday he stuck metric ton of colthes in, bunged it on a boil wash and then fucked off to catch a train for a long weekend up the other end of the country.

His load of washing, WAS removed, put into a plastic bag.... A half filled bin bag, which oddly someone had dumped half a bag of plain flour into beforehand, and which several people took great joy in adding used tea bags to for the rest of the weekend.

As I say, not thick just bloody selfish.
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