It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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"It smells really manly doesnt it"Just remembered another xmas themed one.....
Me and my mate Steve were off up in Newcastle doing some gift shopping, one of those hour or so mooching about followed by a few pints over some dinner then too tired to continue jobs.
We venture into Fenwicks (big department store) cos I wanted to treat myself to a new aftershave. After the initial assault of bright lights and a million scents rolled into a physical punch to the nose, we're looking at Lancombe's Hypnose (or the Clive Owen smell, as i call it).
One of those industrially made-up pushers shuffles over as Steve's telling me he recently bought this for himself. I like the smell of this and he's pointing out its not one of those metrosexual scents that smell like bubblegum and strawberries or whatever, its a typically manly smell.
For some reason he proceeds to mention this more than once and is even putting his theory to the nice lady, who is nodding and simpering and saying she could throw in some freebies for us too.
I agree to purchase this bastion to manliness, and nice lady is chucking mini eye shadows, toners, lipsticks and assorted other make up-ey things into my bag.
"you could give them to your mam's", the lady says.
Its only as we're walking out i ask Steve why she didnt suggest we gave these freebies to our respective girlfriends
She totally thought we were bumming
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)
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