It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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A recent partyWhere some friends had a part-glazed clay dish above the sink in the bathroom, partly full of a fine white powder. "Wow, we're really being open about it these days", I thought, on visiting the amenities. "How very Scarface". And returned to my bottle of ale, and the conversation in the lounge, and felt it polite not to mention it.
The following day two friends mentioned how they thought much the same thing, but had taken the time to ask the host/hostess what a massive dish of cocaine was doing in their bathroom. It was bicarbonate of soda, they were assured. My mistake.
Edit: Wow - three MASSIVE DRUGS at once!
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:29, 2 replies)
So she was washing up her own crack?(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:42, closed)
I expect she was, as far as I know she has excellent hygiene standards.And that's the last place you'd want to forget when you're showering.
(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:37, closed)
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