It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Blowing it up his arseProbably. All those blood vessels, no septum to rot.
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HmmmNot the most graceful way of administering, although could be effective with empty bowels I guess
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rofl harris, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:43,
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I've heard that you absorb the MASSIVE DRUGS much faster that wayUp the growler works for women, too
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there's an urban myth about this, i seem to remember.apparently/allegedly stevie nicks of fleetwood mac, at the height of their fame actually paid one of the roadies extra moolah to provide this very service. or so i have heard.
edit: i've just remembered that i read that first in a "magazine" called "the herb garden-for losers, users and substance abusers" that i picked up in a record shop in liverpool in '91-'92 sometime.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 19:15,
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WellMy housemate used to shove pills up his arse, but he was a bit of a weirdo
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rofl harris, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 11:13,
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