It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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I didn't break the light! I really didn'tWhen I was a nipper my parents didn't have a proper bathroom so I'd have a bath at my grandparents house. This usually involved me playing with wind-up toys until my prepubescent epidermis resembled my aging nutsack nowadays. Only less hairy.
Minding my own business with my favourite wind-up turtle and dolphin I was startled by the glass bowl covering the light falling off and shattering on the edge of the bath. As I'm carefully moving to avoid all the hot broken glass in the bath my grandfather and mother start hammering on the door as they'd heard the commotion.
After some quick forensic work by my grandad they came to the conclusion I'd been messing with the glass and knocked it off.
That scene wasn't what it looked like. I was innocent damnit. :(
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:04,
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The injusticeit burns
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