It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Children and animalsAbout five years ago now two of my friends had gone to a big open-air fair near where we lived. After pottering around for a while and getting bored, they decided to leave and started walking back to the spot they were due to be picked up from. As they were walking through the rather large carpark they found a dead hedgehog on the ground. They were both standing and staring at it when a group of about thirty schoolkids came around the corner. Friend K looked at friend A and bellowed "A! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST KILLED THAT HEDGEHOG!" before pulling a suitably shocked face.
As A tells it, he had to run the best part of a mile before they stopped chasing him...
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MatJ LOOK, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:24,
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