It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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I wouldn't care if I were.Though my girlfriend may not be too happy.
I made the last bit sound a lot more like I was "confused" when in actual fact I knew nothing would happen. At that point though I'd never had a serious relationship and wanted to rule it out once and for all.
As it happens I can't be gay because I'm not nearly neat and well-presented enough and I don't like Judy Garland or Bette Midler.
(, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 11:42, 1 reply)
... I don't like Judy Garland or Bette Midler... or penises up my arse.
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