It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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A long time ago, in a GuildfordI moved into a rented house. The people moving out were two ladies who were off to live with their respective partners.
Anways, one day, about months after moving in I cam home to find a message on the answer phone for one of the previous occupants. The message was 'Hi this is Jane Smith the midwife, I'm going to have to change your appointment from Monday to Tuesday. Bye' (or something like that).
I figured this might be important and the expectant mother would need to know the change of appointment.
As there was a doctors surgery at the top of the road I figured it might be them. So I gave them a call.
The phone was answered and I said 'hello, do you have a midwife at your practice ..........' just as my boyfriend walked through the door and looked horrified.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 13 Dec 2010, 18:35,
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