It's Not What It Looks Like!
Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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As unbelievable as it sounds....
...it is actually true, though the porn might have been something else and I didn't get pre-cum on anyone's handbag.
Bare in mind it all happened really quickly and clumsily and I angled my body and limbs to stay as respectable as possible (think Gollum playing Twister) - they probably didn't witness much of my little Jehova.
Anyway, glad you enjoyed it and thanks for clicks, you good people.
Maybe one day I'll tell the one where I nearly fell to my death and got raped by a tree in an incredible IBS car park nightmare...
( , Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:00, Reply)
...it is actually true, though the porn might have been something else and I didn't get pre-cum on anyone's handbag.
Bare in mind it all happened really quickly and clumsily and I angled my body and limbs to stay as respectable as possible (think Gollum playing Twister) - they probably didn't witness much of my little Jehova.
Anyway, glad you enjoyed it and thanks for clicks, you good people.
Maybe one day I'll tell the one where I nearly fell to my death and got raped by a tree in an incredible IBS car park nightmare...
( , Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:00, Reply)
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