Old stuff I still knowOur Ginger Fuhrer says that he could still code up a simple game idea in Amstrad Basic, while I'm your man if you ever need to rebuild the suspension on an Austin Allegro (1750 Equipe version). This stuff doesn't leave your mind - tell us about obsolete talents you still have.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:04)
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Norman Stanley Fletcher"You have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you, for the maximum term allowed for these offences. You will go to prison for five years."
There's no reason at all that I should remember that. I was born in 1984, long after Porridge was off the air - and long after Richard Beckinsale had corked it :( - and I don't even like Porridge (either in gloopy mush form or TV form).
(, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 12:11, 1 reply)
The best thing about it is that it was Ronnie Barker's own voice so he was apparently sentencing himself to five years. Brilliant stuff.
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