I've got a sister who is 9 years older than me.
She still refers to me as an accident. Cheeky cow.

I was the 'smart one' and the first in my entire family to go to university. This was due (apparently) to my photographic memory (according to her) and nothing to do with the fact that I knocked my pan in all the way through school and uni.

Conversely she fell all google-eyed for a bloke in the post office when she was 16 and was married at 19. Silly moo. They are no longer married and she's a driving instructor.

Having said all that, we're actually pretty close.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)