Who's up for an evening thread then?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:51, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Aye.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:53, Reply)

I am trying to remember who you are.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:56, Reply)

I'm the Scottish guy you delight in advising to fuck off.

Mind you, everyone is told to fuck off, so I shouldn't feel important.

Wot you cookin' tonight?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:59, Reply)

I'm in Poland on business so I'm not cooking.
Also; fuck off.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:00, Reply)

Enjoy yer beetroot soup.

Also, I'm honoured to be told to fuck off but feel for the sake of your future career you need to extend your lexicon.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:02, Reply)

I'm going to have a fillet steak and some Malbec.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:04, Reply)

On the same plate?

You disgusting pleb.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Hardly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Nah off out in a bit, thanks anyway

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:56, Reply)

shit off.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:58, Reply)

Hi phudders
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 18:59, Reply)

How's your blog going?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:00, Reply)

RDR and tax year have eaten up my time.
Plus I'm doing Diploma in Regulated Financial Planning, so too busy.

OH THE IGNOMINY!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Like 99% of 'bloggers'
Start, realise nobody is interested then gives up.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:18, Reply)

Been there, done that, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:19, Reply)

The company had one before I sold it. It was written by a PR.
Didn't make us any money.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:21, Reply)

it's not really meant to.
Just for maintaining a professional and engaging appearance.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Fuck a horse

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Rolling Stones less successfull ...etc
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:08, Reply)

I would tell you to shit in YM's cunt, but you have too much choice.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:09, Reply)

our local house crew put up an ad on Resident Advisor for next month's Daniel Avery gig
Bearing the proud legend 'HOSETECHNODISCO'.

Hopefully next month's typo lol will be 'HORSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Yeah, I'll post one in a minute.
With a massive picture and everything.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 19:14, Reply)