Ever casually let the internet know something about your life to "accidentally" impress a bunch of people you'll never meet?
Alt: Ever been to Tibet? I have

AltAlt: Favourite sitcom?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:43, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Check 'em

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:46, Reply)

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU A WIZARD?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:47, Reply)

No, no I'm not.
Sorry.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:50, Reply)

up yours crippledick

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:59, Reply)

eat my ass, needledick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:08, Reply)

woah, no need for that
I can understand you're jealous, what with me having been to Tibet and that but let's keep it friendly ok?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:09, Reply)

My life is an endless roll of dullness - like the Matalan bedding area - and will not impress anyone
Alt - I've never been to Tibet but I've been to 47 of 50 American States - so that might be something to impress internet people I've never met.

Alt Alt - Jeremy Kyle.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:56, Reply)

I've been to paradise
but I've never been to me
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 21:58, Reply)

I was almost going to do that
But couldn't drop that low.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:00, Reply)

I'm pretty sure your mental health case worker doesn't like you going anywhere

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:03, Reply)

seriously though, I've been to Tibet

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:07, Reply)

woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Lucky you. It's a really interesting place.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:11, Reply)

no it's not, it's a fucking shithole tbh

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:12, Reply)

Better than Manchester or which ever festering shitpit you and your stupid parrot exist in.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:13, Reply)

you know, if I didn't know you better I'd be starting to think you might be a little bit upset right now

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:14, Reply)

you should book a holiday

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:15, Reply)

I hear Tibet's nice

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Nope I'm in a great mood. Just had a nice meal, about to watch Marathon Man. xx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:17, Reply)

woah, check out Mr Overcompensate

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:20, Reply)

I think that we all need to stop intentionally or unintentionally upsetting each other

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:20, Reply)

Where's the fun in that?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:22, Reply)

exactly, this is off topic

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:23, Reply)

why?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:22, Reply)

because off topic is a sacred place for tea and glomps and caykes
take your wicked ways back to /talk
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:24, Reply)

hey, I didn't start this whole pretending we've been to Tibet thing

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:30, Reply)

I'd agree - you dreadful cunt.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:24, Reply)

i've opened up my heart and seen the error of my ways the disappointed.
you cracked open another bottle of cheap spirits, is that why you're
here
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:25, Reply)

Can you see a better future than an early grave with an inflamable liver?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:28, Reply)

youve got me there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:33, Reply)

I thought so. I can.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 22:38, Reply)