Wozzup you cheeky little monkeys?
Am I still anyone's leader?
(GONEism, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:21, 8 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Oh BOATongism,
You'll always be my leader.
Go on, boss me about. I love it.
(fine young filly, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:37, Reply)

Ok then
Make me a cup of tea, you dawg.

Why does this remind me of that Simpsons episode where groundskeeper Willy chases that religious cult leader, even after he's been revealed as a fraud?
(GONEism, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:42, Reply)

*makes cup of tea*
Is it because I'm ginger and live in a shed near a primary school?
(fine young filly, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:46, Reply)

Could be...
Bah, I actually have work to do this morning. I shall be back in the pm to irritate everyone.
(GONEism, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:47, Reply)

We shall await your return.
With BOAT and cups of tea.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:43, Reply)

I'm around
But hideously busy today :(
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:52, Reply)

What is BOAT
Ifeellike a right cunt forasking this, but what is BOAT?

Sorry,thespace bar's playing up on my keyboard.
(Stop Bloody Antivirus Pro 2009, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:19, Reply)

BOAT
is a sort of memetic new world order that sprung up from one of BOATongism's mini-polls.

All you need to know is that if you accept BOAT into your life, things will improve. You will be happy. You will be complete. And you will be one with BOAT.

We also offer Marmite, plastic replicas of a crow and Mr T and a few other things I can't presently remember. Just remember:

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:44, Reply)