Oh Hi.
Isn't it awfully fluffy on here? Not like that bally awful /talk. Gosh what a bunch of horrid poor people. One is to understand thet most of them heve weight issues, a bit like our cook. She is jolly tubby and deddy says she eats too much food and so he is going to reduce her wages which is fun.

We went shooting on the estate today. I didn't bag a single bird which was disappointing but then deddy bought me another horse, so I didn't mind too much. *snort*
Well I must go now as my boyfriend, who has a title *snort* is munching down on my ladyflaps as I type and one is going to give him a jolly good squirting.
Pip Pip and new yars greetings. *snort*
(******, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 19:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Best sound in the world?
A posh lady saying "fuck".

Edit..And a very happy new year to you too, my lady :-)

Try not to squirt your boyfriend in the eyes.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Well then, tinkerty-tonk.
And I meant that to sting.

Blazing away at the poor defenseless birds, is it? And going on about the poor cook's girth. When was the last time you ventured a look at a mirror, swag-bottom?

I say, I'm beginning to agree with Ghandi's opinion of western civilization- that it would be a bally good idea.

Pip pip, wot?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 18:00, Reply)