I'm sat at work
Procrastinating spectacularly. I've found a hole in my shorts, right in the crotch.

B3tans, make a choice for me. Do I:

A) Run home at lunch, inadvertently flashing the whole of Chester city centre along the way, and change my shorts for another pair and return to work?

B) Flash my coworker and hope to scare her?

C) Sit very still and stop procrastinating and get on with work?

Or D) You tell me what to do.

Edit: My workplace has no formal dress code, and I'm not a hippy, or 10, or a 10 year old hippy or any combination that you can think of.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:55, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you wear shorts to work?
Are you some sort of hippy?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Nah
I work for a very small company, i.e. there's three of us in the "office" which is my bosses house. As such, we have no dress code.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Sounds like a
"laptops on beanbags under the tree" kinda day to me :-)

Personally, I'm stuck in a server room in a suit. The bastards.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I'd love to do that
Unfortunately the "garden" is concrete and gravel with no trees. Or beanbags. Which sucks.

Also, being stuck in a server room is hell at the best of times. Being in a suit on a day like today in the server room must really, really suck.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Ah, it's only one day a week
Rather be coding back in the office than climbing under desks, but a change is as good as a rest, and all that.

Speaking of which, I'm gonna have to abandon my cool server room and do some supporty type things soon. Dammit.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:47, Reply)

You're wearing shorts to work
what are you 10?

Edit: Damn you Chompy
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

It's a sunny day
We've got no dress code as stated in the reply to Chompy, I decided to wear shorts.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)

But you're still wearing shorts to work
Last time I did that they were very very short shorts and I had to wear fishnets underneath to protect my modesty.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I'm sorry
I just don't have the hips to carry off the look of really short shorts + fishnet combo. Or indeed, the inclination to do so.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:02, Reply)

You lucky bastard
My dress code is 'smart casual', and I sincerely doubt I could get away with shorts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

I am a lucky bastard
Especially compared to some of my mates who are working in full suits today. Whilst I get to wander around in "slowly-becoming-crotchless" shorts.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:04, Reply)

I'm like you but quicker
and better in every way.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Of course you are.
Back into your box poppet.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Do you have boobies?
(And are you a girl?)

= D)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Nope
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm very much a man. Without moobs.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)