Old People Talk Bollocks"My Gran calls the remote control The Wisher" writes Kim, "and LA Law, Lah Law." Do you know any old people? Are they as inventive or creatively befuddled as this?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38)
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Crazy GrandparentsMy Gran calls calls pizzas "pitzaz", yet whenever she goes to a restaurant, she says it properly - "peetzaz". Also says "good thinking, batman" and whenever she gets a gift or someone does something good (ie goes on a school trip) she thanks/congratulates us emphatically for about half a hour - "wow! thats fan-tastic!!!! ohhhh....thank you/well DONE!!!!!"
also my grandad, on a birthday visit to expensive japanese restaurant says to me "do you know any japanese words? like konichiwa?"
apparently he went there another time, got drunk on the japanese wine and started saying stuff like that to the waiters
still, they give me money…………
(, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 19:06, Reply)
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