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"My Gran calls the remote control The Wisher" writes Kim, "and LA Law, Lah Law." Do you know any old people? Are they as inventive or creatively befuddled as this?

(, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38)
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My gran
Sadly passed away now so no more joyous pieces of wisdom from her any more but this one always makes us laugh.

On Christmas we were playing a game called 'Whose in the Bag'. You get a card with a famous persons name on and have to get your team to guess them without using their name, so if you had Neil Armstrong you could say "First man on the moon". That is unless you are my gran who assured us that the personality in her card was the first man on the moon and when Neils name was suggested the said "Oh, np, his brother". I was never aware that Neil and Louis Armstrong were related.

As an aside, she also thought that Long John Silver was a Prime Minister and Moby Dick was a footballer
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 8:28, Reply)

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